Is this a great country or what?

Let me get this straight......we're trying to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president that also hasn't read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke.


What could possibly go wrong????
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This morning, I went downtown to sign my dog up for welfare. At first the welfare clerk said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So, I explained to her that my dog is unemployed, lazy, cannot speak English, and he has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. The welfare clerk examined carefully the rules for eligibility. My dog gets his first welfare check on Friday.
Is this a great country or what?
This song is called The Great Reneger! Enjoy